The screen comes to life as we see a man face down on a bar table with a Guiness beside him.
The man holding the camera pokes the man and the man looks up.
Man: Ugh w....what the hell is this?
Camera man:You can't be sorry for bothering you.
Man: Who?
Camera man: The wrestler, The Fighting Irishman?
Fighting Irishman: Yeah thats me, who wants to know.
Camera man: Dude you're drunk, youre supposed to be interviewed.
Fighting Irishman: Woops haha, buy me a Guiness and I'll do it, okay?
Camera man: Jesus Christ, can I get a guiness here please, thanks.
Fighting Irishman: Okay what you want to know?
Camera man: Well will you be sober for the shows?
Fighting Irishman: Probarbly, I dont know haha.
Camera man: Oh jesus wait until the GM gets a load of this. I'm going to go okay, could you get your head sorted?
Fighting Irishman: Wait can I have a tenner for some beer, I'm a bit strapped for cash with the whole moving out here and I havent got payed yet.
Camera man: Dude your unbelievable, I'm not giving you ten dollars okay?
Fighting Irishman: No not okay.
The Fighting Irishman pushes the stool out of his way, and grabs the camera man.
Camera man: Okay okay here..
The camera man throws some change on the ground and The Fighting Irishman rushes to get it and walks over to the barman.
Camera man: Jesus christ!
Fighting Irishman: Line 'em up barkeep muhaha. Woah I'm wasted.
The Fighting Irishman passes out and collapses to the floor.
Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:50 pm