Dank signs on

Dank Buddha walks out of the crowd as the pops huge. DOWN's 'On March the Saints' Blars thru the arena speakers. Dank is in his ring gear a black utility kilt his new Dank Buddha t-shirts featuring a jesterskull, his green bandanna, a black albow wrap his fists tapped up kinda like a boxer, and a pair of black boots with a red D.B. on the sides. Around his waste is the HKH tag team Championship belt, and over his right shoulder of course the HKW Unlimited Championship Title Belt.

Dank does his 'Dank Pose' on the barrier and jumps down rolls in the ring. then does the same taunt on all the ringpost as the crowd response his huge as they chant 'DANK'... 'DANK'... 'DANK'. Pulling out a wireless mic Dank addresses the crowd.

Dank: "Thank you.... I came out here just to clear up a couple of things first things being first I'm throwing in my name into the charity battle royal, which charity well P.A.W.S., they take care of animals are are a no kill shelter. 2rd I'm always been a fighting Champion so anybody wants a shot at my Unlimited Title here come and get it, and if your scared to face me alone get a partner and have a try at 'The Filthy Rich' we take on all comers too.

Now we got new talent here which is great Pelins here tagging with Mojo cool guys want a shot at the tag belts any time any where i liked to face Pelin in a single match come beat my and you could be a champion. Chasm when do you want a rematch lets do this, Billy Goldberg no gold still hey here's some on my shoulder bring it. My Partner Diamond all you have to do is ask you got it, but to all wrestlers at there in the back I'm a fighting champion but I'm a only a fighting champion as long as theres is some one to challenge me so come to the plate, man up, ask. No head games here anybosy out there want a shot go to Jason and ask him for on, I'll accepting all comers.

BLingz you wanna a shot .... Cody want to have 2 belts... Michael Cannon what about you uh you gonna step up.

Because you all know who I am... the one ... the only... Dank Buddha.... 'The Laid Back Master of Disaster'.... One half of of the tag team champions 'The Fithly Rich' ....and your Unlimited Championship, And I wanna dance! Late."


Dank rolls out of ring high fiving and fist bumbing kids as he walks back up towards the ramp entrance.