Dank makes his way to the ring. Dressed in street clothes, jeans, boots, Johnny Cash t-shirt, black leather vest. His hair pulled back into a ponytail. No Music s he walks the steps into the ring, grabs a mic from a ring attendant.
Dank: "Well let me just say that Fridays show was one of the hardest matches I've ever had, my hats off to both Chasm and Saske. I don't feel i deserve the title right now with a tainted win. Sholto you punk ass b&^%h. What you think saving me will en grace you to me again, what after i get my gear from Gob who found it on the roof, after i push you to your first win. Hey how did you repay me on thats right a cheap shot, right well hope you liked it, your never get another shot again.
Now i feel i owe both Chasm and Saske another match, I know they both feel same way, at least if i was them i would. Plus i do owe Diamond a rematch, he said what Last Man Standing, i say cool but lets do it in a cage." They crowd pops is awesome. "Yeah cool well let Jason know he makes the matches i just fight in them. Now i know I'm a target wearing this here belt." Dank slap the Unlimited Championship. "This ain't my first belt I know what it means to be a champion, I ain't here to hide I here to dance, so any boys in the back want a shot I tell you now i got a open contact, any time any place, I dont mean to make extra work for our GM but you a shot ask I'll grant it. You want a gimmick match ask, i might even grant that. Cos I am . . . the one . . .the only . . . The Unlimited Champion . . . Dank Buddha . . . 'The Laid Back Master of Disaster'!
Late!"
Dank drops the mic and rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp with another huge pop from the crowd.
Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:58 am