A Triumphant Debut...

(Triumph walks into the GM's office)

GM: Ah, Triumph. Welcome to Hard Knocks. I'm guessing you're here for the contract signing, yes?

Triumph: (Sarcastically) Nah, I'm here for happy hour.

I see you're a talented comedian, huh?.

I'm also a talented wrestler, which is why I'm here. Trust me GM, signing me will be the best choice you'll ever make, and you best believe that I'm gonna prove that to you.

Okay, well first you need to sign the contract. Now do you understand and accept these rules and agree to-

Yeah, yeah, yeah...blah blah blah. (Triumph signs the contract).

Well, glad to have you on board, Triumph. Have a nice day.

Wait.

Yeah?

Just know that I want to be the top dog, number one, numero uno, and I'll do whatever it takes to get there, and destroy whoever gets in my way. Just know that you're no exception...

GM's jaw drops as Triumph, now satisfied, smiles and leaves the room

This guy is going to be quite the adventure...