From Admiral Johns perspective:
Just waking up, and after getting ready for his day, Admiral John picks up his gear to head to the gym. He leaves his room, turns around to lock his door and sees a post-it note on the door.
Admiral John: Hmm It just says "Don't crack under the pressure." That's weird.
He then turns around to leave after locking his door and hears a loud crack! He looks down and sees that there are dozens of eggs surrounding his door and that he stepped right into them, covering his shoes with yolk.
Admiral John: AARRGGHH!!!
From Dominions perspective:
4:30am: Dominion, waking up, goes to the all night grocery store and buys 6 dozen eggs.
5:00am: He drives back to the dormitories with the bag full of eggs.
5:05am: He writes a post-it and puts it onto Admiral Johns door.
5:08am: He starts to open the many cartons of eggs and starts to lay them down on the floor arround Admiral Johns door.
5:23am: He picks up the cartons and leaves the area heading back to his own dorm room.
5:30am: He hears Admiral John John scream and starts laughing his head off himself.