Admiral John walks down the hall of the dormitory quite angrily. He stops in front of Big_Pete's room and takes a big huff. Calming himself down, he takes a swig from his flask. He opens the door.
"Hey Pete, nice to meet you. Good to see a new face around here who is active. So tell me Pete, what's your thing with knocking over doors, is it some kind of mating ritual or something?"