Interviewer for local news station: So Admiral John, after picking up your first federation contract, tell the viewers a little about how excited you are for the next season.
Admiral John: Well, I've been waiting for next season a little differently. I went out on my sail boat and sailed around the English Channel. I fished a little and also fired on some yachts taking up water space. They were very obnoxious, just cruising without any regards to the sea laws. You see, I am very adamant that people follow rules, and when they don't, they deserve punishment. I would have boarded their ship and taught them another lesson, but that wouldn't have followed the rules.
: But, mister, you didn't really answer my question. I asked if you were excited.
Admiral John: But, missus, I don't really care what your question was. I was talking about what I wanted to talk about. I don't care what the "viewers" think of me, as long as they know I am not someone to be messed with. And since your going to take that snobbish tone with me, what with your high class birth and loads of money, I'm not going to answer you because you don't give me the respect I want. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Interviewer: Let's go guys, he's crazy.
(Once outside the house) And there you have it folks, the newest member of HKW.
Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:13 pm