You have to see to believe...
You must witness the incredible acts that only one man can display...
Never been seen before...
Come one, come all...
We introduce to you, "The Absolute Best" Michael Kairuz
Michael Kairuz steps intoo the screen, a smirk firmly on his face
Kairuz: Ladies and gentleman, you've seen nothing like me. You've only dreamt on what I can accomplish in the ring. No one can match me, no can can even attempt to surpass me. You're looking at the most fascinating speciman walking god's green Earth.
Dominion, I feel a pinch of pity on your treacherous performance that you will try and put on to entertain these fans. They will applaud for a second thinking you are the ideal status that they have come to learn until they get a glimpse of yours truly.
I'm taking over this company whether you like it or not. I'm amazing, I'm breathtaking, I'm THE ABSOLUTE BEST! And nothing changes. It stays the same because once you take a peek at me, the rest of the show is going to put your asses to sleep.
Behold the only performance you will want to see again.
And at the, the scene fades to black
Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:24 pm